10 Facebook Tips and Tricks for Making Your Facebook Experience Incredible

1. How to add a dislike button to your status updates??

You can find Like button everywhere on Facebook, but what if you want to add a dislike button to your posts or status updates? You can do that by the help of Status Magic Facebook app.

2. Access Facebook via Microsoft Outlook

If Facebook is blocked in your office, then you can try this trick for using Facebook using the Microsoft Outlook Software. Try FBLook plugin and you’ll be able to access FB using your Microsoft Outlook mail client. This is the only thing you need to continuously update your Facebook status and see your friends online without ever missing a day at work.

3. How to pre-schedule your status updates??

Yup, you can pre-schedule your status updates by using a free app named Later Bro. Just sign in with your Facebook account select your time zone, type in what it is you’d like to say, set the calendar and clock to when you’d like to say it, and presto!

4. How to integrate Facebook toolbar into your browser?

To make your Facebook experience more incredible, try using facebook toolbar. But folks, this feature will work only on Mozilla Firefox. To get this helpful add-on, just click on this link and click install and you’re done.

5. How to Create an FB Photo Collage?

If you’re a photo lover, then this app is probably for you. Just go to this link and install the application and this application will easily create a photo collage of your Facebook photos.

6. Add Fantastic Magic Circles on Facebook

Though this trick is very simple, still I was not able to do it in my first try. These magic circles appearing on your facebook page will make your page very stylish. You just need to-

Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter key then press up & down.

If this trick doesn’t work in first try, then refresh the page and try again.

7. How to see your status update statistics?

Have you ever wondered how many times you’ve updated your status on Facebook? Well, there is an app named Status Statistics which will allow you to view all of this.

8. How to view status updates from around the world?

If you want to take a look at what others are saying in their updates from around the world, then this app is specially for you. By using app named OpenBook you can do this.

9. How to turn your status updates into word clouds?

By using Status Analyzer 3D application, you can turn your status updates into pretty, colorful and animated 3D word cloud.

10. How to remove Facebook Adverts

Are you annoyed by Facebook Adverts? Then this script can help you a lot. Facebook: Cleaner script removes most annoying Facebook Adverts from your Facebook Page.

http://www.geekersmagazine.com/2010/04/03/facebook-tips-and-tricks.html

More Funny Status, Jack n Jill Style!

1. Jack: Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in India. If I’m not there, I go to work.
2. Jill: Just April Fooled on old lady who was asking for help with getting her walker on the elevator. I kicked her in the shin!
3. Jack remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
4. Jill: When we married, Jack treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed…
5. Jack: I HAD A THOUGHT! No. Wait. False alarm.
6. Jill wonders why people put their relationship status as its complicated..u idiots why don’t u solve your problems instead of broadcasting them?
7. Jill: My fake plants died because I didn’t pretend to water them
8. Jack: Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn’t tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. #FML
9. Jill: Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn’t remind them!
10. Jack: I like to name my iPod “‘Titanic” so when it says “Syncing Titanic” I click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero B-)
11. Jack: *After slipping*, I did not fall. I attacked the ground!
12. Jack: No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.”
13. Jack: It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I’ll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase “Regards” ever again.
14. Jill is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
15. Jill dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
16. Jack: Don’t waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to “i“, think of another song you like and hum that instead.
17. Jill is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
18. Jack: I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 coz my yogurt expires in 2013!
19. Jill Went to the doctor because I have stabbing pains in my eyes every time I drink tea or coffee… they advised me to try removing the spoon from the cup.
20. Jack: I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
21. Jill: is forcing her dog to learn facebook.
22. Jack to Jill: Your intelligence is my Common sense!
23. Jack: Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
24. Jill: was thinking why the Frisbee became larger n larger when it suddenly knocked her out.
25. Jack: In a married life, only one person is correct…. and the other one is husband.

Source http://techsplurge.com/3466/45-insanely-funny-facebook-status-ideas-updates/

Funny FB status

1. Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
2. Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
3. I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next“.
4. A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. “Do u have any last requests?” “Yes, will u hold my hand?” XD
5. Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*
6. Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
7. I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
8. Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven!
9. Insert coin to view status message?
10. When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half!
11. If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say “in jesus name amen”.
12. Ques: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, .. But Paying the Bill does.
13. Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know
14. Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me.
15. There’s no such thing as insomnia. Just a lot of people with Internet access. (by ziggy)
16. ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Saket Narayan

Funny facebook status

1. A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
2. Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
   Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
   Man: No.
   Cop: Papers.
   Man: Scissors, I win!
3. Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
4. I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
5. Dear Warner Bros: Now that I’m an adult, I feel I’m am old enough to hear what the “Beep Beep” is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
6. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
7. Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
8. Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”
9. Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
10. Scratch here – ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status?
11. Would like to congratulate their parents on having such an awesome daughter-well done! 
12. When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either

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YEH KAHKAR LADKE NE CUSTOMER KE SHOES DEKHE AUR BOLA, ITNE MEHANGE SHOES PAHANKAR FISHING KARNE JAYENGE? EK SPORT SHOE BHI KHARID LIJIYE, CUSTOMER NE SPORT SHOES BHI KHARID LIYE. AB LADKE NE KAHA TALAAB KINARE DHOOP MEIN BAITHNA PADEGA, EK CAP BHI KHARID LIJIYE TO THEEK REHEGA, CUSTOMER NE CAP BHI KHARID LI. AB LADKE NE KAHA, MACHLI PAKADNE MEIN BAHUT INTEZAR KARNA PADEGA, KUCH EATABLES, WAFER, BISCUITS BHI LE JAIYE, CUSTOMER NE WOH BHI KHARID LIYE. LADKA BOLA MACHLI PAKDENGE TO RAKHENGE KAHAN ? YEH EK RS.100/- KI BASKET BHI LE LIJIYE, CUSTOMER NE WOH BHI KHARID LI.
AB TOTAL BILL BANA RS.2000/- KA.

BOSS BAHUT KHUSH HUA. USNE LADKE KO BULAYA AUR KAHA, TUM TO KAMAL KE SALESMAN HO. WOH AADMI FISHING ROD KHARIDANE AYAA . . AUR TUMANE USEY ITNA SARA SAMAAN BECH DIYA, VERY GOOD.

LADKA BOLA, ‘ SIR, WOH AADMI TO “WHISPER” NAPKIN KHARIDANE AYAA THA USKI BIWI KE TRAVEL KE LIYE, MAINE KAHA, CHAR DIN TU GHAR PAR KYA KAREGA, ‘”JAA MACHLI PAKAD’”

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