1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Student: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.
2. Customer : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Customer: You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Passenger got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.
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