santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Santa : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
santa : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from
your auto.
santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.
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