Santa Message

 Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
 hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

. Boss : Where were you born ?
Employee: Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Employee: Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.



12. American told santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
 e-mail se hoti hai.
Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
 hoti hai.