Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Funny Status



 E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.


→ Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


→ For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"


→ God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!


→ God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!


→ HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


→ Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

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