I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
Practice makes perfect, But nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
Practice makes perfect, But nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
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